Sunday, October 31, 2010

The Commish Speaks - Week 7

At the half way mark you've got three guys enjoying penthouse accomodations, four guys in tenements, and one guy..in a townhouse..( me )..as you know anything can happen in the Nelson over the last half of the year, but the four at 2-5's have to follow the lead of George and 'Weezy Jefferson and start, " Movin' On Up "

NORTHBORO STEROIDS (5-2) 104
GEORGIA SATELITES(5-2) 64


This was scary impressive..Bob has Wayne, Clark, and Foster on the bye, but still manages to hit triple digits. Third time the charm for McFadden as he carved the Bronco D for 33 eye popping points. I knew Turner had to be big for the 'Roids to stay in the mix and he delivered with 19 big ones. I'm sure John and the Satelites were still basking in the afterglow of their thumping of the Comish the week before. I bet the week long bender would have made Charlie Sheen proud, but boy did he pay the piper. I will stand corrected as Hines Ward did score before Week 13. When I called down to Georgia at 7PM Sunday night John commented.." Boy am I sore ". Nuff said...

MIDWEST MARAUDERS(2-5) 68
NORTHERN SPIES (2-5) 29


Spies get caught for treason this week as Romo gets hurt, Mathews gets dissed and the strong WR troika hits for a whopping 5 points. Stephen pulled on his Celtic jersey by 4:30 last Sunday. For the Marauders, what a difference Big Ben makes to the lineup. Roddy White living up to the hype as he mangled the toothless Bengal secondary for 24 points. A Halloween warning..beware the Monsters of the Midway..

GARVEY'S GANGSTERS (6-1) 72
ROCKY BROOK OILERS (2-5) 65


This was a brutal sports weekend for the Oilers...Phillies lose, Eagles lose, and the hometown fantasy team drops a brutal contest. Poor Tom, he does the right thing and sits Kenny Barfly Britt, who was reported to not be starting...good safe play with the tons of depth with the WR's, but lo and behold, a career game awaits the slave to the grape as 3TD's and boatloads of yards later he single handedly buries the Birds....we've all had those nightmares...for Garv....pick a Manning, play a Manning, any Manning, the way this year is going, even the lawyer Cooper could be inserted into the Gangster lineup and he'd throw 3 TD's and 300 plus yards. MJD chipped in with a quiet 11 and a nifty play with kicker Janakowski..the guy who makes me look like Brad Pitt, lost 10 pounds waddling out to kick all those PATS last week. I hear their already printing playoff tickets at the Levittown Lions Club.


DANGEROUS MINDS (4-3) 81
PHITIN CAMELS (2-5) 68


Injuries and the byes put Tony in a tough spot against the Commish, but he was more than game as AP was huge and I hate to give my Rancocas buddy credit, but Steve Johnson was a great play. Did anyone see the Bills 34 points coming? I was down 4 going into the Monday night game and to be honest, I was singing the Boomtown Rats 80's classic " I Don't Like Mondays " all day long in the office. But Hakeem Nicks put this one away at 9:15 with a short TD catch in route to a 17 point night against the hated and hopefully dead Cowboys. Props out there to ESPN injury reporter and my new best friend Stephania Bell who's accurate reporting of Nicks and Gates gave the confidence to play both, and to their credit they came through as my backfield slumbered thru a less than inspiring 12 point outing.



GAME OF THE WEEK

DANGEROUS MINDS VS NORTHBORO STEROIDS


For once the guys who make up the odds have something right here. Bob is a 10 point favorite and he should be..his backfield matchups this week, even with Turner out are pretty tastee. Due to injuries and byes, I'm making roster moves I'm not thrilled about. Gore needs to have a HUGE game for me to stay close..if he gives me a pedestrain 7 poinjt effort I'm cooked. Bob's team is scary good right now so there's a good chance I'll be the victim of 'Roid rage this weekend.

EVERYONE ENJOY HALLOWEEN AND DON'T EAT THE CANDY UINTIL YOUR PARENTS HAVE CHECKED IT..

COMMISH

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